You Never Sleep Again

Shh. Don’t make any noise because we can’t have the birthday boy wake up before I have made his birthday cake pancakes. Do I even want to discuss that my baby is eleven? Two more years and we have a Bar Mitzvah on our hands? How did that happen? I will forever say that I didn’t sign up to […]

Keurig Karma

  Never insult your favorite appliance on the internet. I have woken up to a broken Keurig machine. Although this specific Keurig machine has served me well for over seven years, to die on me first thing in the morning is cruel and can only be because I insulted it’s flashing blue light just a couple of […]

Let’s Talk Overtraining

Even though I am a morning person, you should know it is getting harder and harder to get out of bed in the morning. It is cold and dark and my bed is so warm and inviting. It is a cruel world I tell you. It doesn’t take me long though to adjust to being […]