I have 3 major pet peeves in life.
#1 – Toothpaste in the sink. I can’t even type that without wanting to vomit. The toothpaste is either in the tube nicely or you brush your teeth and I never see it again. It does not belong in the sink, especially any sink that I may encounter. If there’s toothpaste left in the sink, you are doing something wrong.
#2 – Playing ball in the house.
My son may know better than to leave toothpaste in the sink but he LOVES to torture me by playing ball in the house. It doesn’t matter that I say NO (saying NO the same way I did when he was three no longer works) or that I confiscate every ball I can get my hands on.
Lately, it’s street hockey in the house. Really? Does my living room look like a rink?
And my #3 Pet Peeve: Pants.
I hate pants.
People and pants actually. Does this count as 4 pet peeves then?
There are some pants I like more than some people and some people I like more than some pants.
Regardless, I didn’t have the patience for pants the other morning when I needed a cup of coffee from Dunkin Donuts.
So I didn’t wear any. Is that too much information?
I mean, really, I went to the Dunkin Donuts drive thru just up the road. No one knew that I didn’t have pants on. I was however, wearing a big, comfy sweatshirt.
Isn’t it entirely possible that I had shorts or a bathing suit hiding underneath?
Aren’t underpants the same concept as a bikini bottom? Plenty of people leave the house in a bathing suit without pants so why can’t my way of leaving the house briefly be acceptable too?
And let’s be honest here. There are way too many girls wearing shorts these days that could double as underwear anyway. So I was technically no different from them at this point.
My mother is going to call me about this, isn’t she. I’m 39 though! I can leave the house without pants on if I want to!
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Do you have any major pet peeves?
Ever leave the house without pants on?