Just about my entire post deleted itself upon publishing this morning. Be thankful you weren’t here when I realized this horrendous occurrence for then I had to calm down, suck it up and rewrite all of the words I struggled to replicate.
I have a ten-year-old son. I am soon to be a 36-years-old.
Yes, I realize I am stating the obvious but sometimes I forget my baby is headed to middle school in the fall instead of Gymboree where he used to find fascination in running on top of the moving parachute while the rest of the kids sat on it for the ride.
They totally loved us at Gymboree, can you imagine?
So, now that I have acknowledged the age of my son and the soon to be age of myself, I am questioning the length of my jean shorts. At what point do I need to graduate to mom shorts?
I asked my son if my shorts were too short and he told me that how I wear mine is how all the girls where them and I am fine.
All the girls? The girls he knows ARE TEN.
This can’t be good for my image. Although between me and you, I am a bit honored that he counted me as one of the girls.
Speaking of my son, did I ever tell you how smart he is? I don’t like to brag, but he is like really intelligent.
However, I looked over his essay the other day and noticed he drew a smiley face Emoji at the conclusion of a sentence.
I informed him that the English Language does not include Emojis and they are for text purposes only.
I hate to say it, but, this whole text generation? What is our world coming to?
How come us runners sometimes say, ” I couldn’t wait to finish that run” or “I am so happy those miles are finished.”
If you stop to think about those phrases, it almost sounds like we hate running and that really isn’t the case at all.
Perhaps we couldn’t wait to complete our run for the endorphin high produced or for the sense of accomplishment we achieve by pushing ourselves through tough miles, up a hill or to hit a specific pace.
Or maybe we can’t wait to finish because then we get to eat and everything just tastes that much better after fully exhausting ourselves.
On a similar topic, sometimes people use a poor choice of words. A friend of mine referred to my running/workout routine as strict, regimented and even included the words will power.
I associate such terms with negative situations, things you don’t want to do but push yourself to do anyway. If you know me, you know I rarely do anything I don’t want to do.
I mean, had the judge not ordered me to divorce court by stating a warrant would be out for my arrest should I not attend I never would have appeared and I probably wouldn’t have gone through labor had I been able to pass the childbirthing part off to someone else which I really tried to figure out how to do while breathing between contractions on the way to the hospital.
So yeah, I never really do anything I don’t want to do. In fact, my mother used to write me notes to get out of many a situation.
Don’t want to play gym today? Note. Don’t feel like swimming in camp? Note. Don’t want to go to school today? Note.
I always wanted a note to get out of going to work but realized that might affect getting a paycheck.
I love running. It is what I do. It is an involuntary bodily process that just goes without speaking, is part of my routine and just…well…is.
Talk to me about maple syrup.
I would never buy the sugar free stuff and don’t want to buy the light stuff due to the high fructose corn syrup but the real syrup is super duper high in sugar not to mention pricey.
This whole picking a maple syrup thing is a completely overwhelming task which is almost leading me in the direction of the light syrup but the thought of the HFCS upsets me which then makes me question my insanity for getting worked up for an ingredient that most of America consumes without thinking.
Just tell me which to buy and I won’t say another word.
Oh, and before I go, Happy National Chocolate Chip Day.
I had a bunch of extra Hershey’s Miniatures yesterday so the natural thing to do was to bake Chocolate Chip Blondies with a layer of Hershey Bars in the center.
Who wants the Mr. Goodbars though? Peanut butter inside chocolate, yes but actual nuts inside chocolate, no. Just no.
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